Hagglee

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A person who can talk a vendor into giving you a discount by yelling at them like they owe them money. They know the difference between a real deal and a fat kid’s lunch money.

I walked into the thrift store and left with a leather jacket for $5. The clerk was crying. #HaggleeVibes

I told the car salesman his offer was worse than my ex’s dating life. He gave me $2,000 off.

The guy at the garage sale tried to sell me a lamp for $20. I made him feel like a failure for $5.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A person who can make a salesperson feel like they just lost a bet. They know when an item is overpriced and will not stop until they get it for less.

I bought a brand new TV for $300. The guy at the store thought I was a scammer.

The woman at the flea market tried to sell me a toaster for $50. I got it for $5. She looked like she just got dumped.

I told the guy at the mall that his discount was worse than my mom’s cooking. He gave me 50% off.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A person who knows when to talk trash and when to walk out. They don’t care if you’re mad or sad, they just want the best deal.

I told the guy at the garage sale his prices were worse than my brother’s grades. He gave me 30% off.

I walked into the store and left with a jacket for $10. The clerk was too tired to argue.

I told the car dealer I’d rather drive a bus than his car. He gave me $1,000 off.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago