haggleblast

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when you scream at your golf cart like it stole your lunch money and chase people around in circles until your face turns red.

My cart is going to die if I don’t get a better score.

I ran over my cousin because he wouldn’t stop talking.

I haggled my neighbor into giving me his cart for a sandwich.

the madness of driving your golf cart like it’s a race car and screaming at people who won’t move.

I yelled at my cart so loud it started going faster.

I crashed into a tree because I didn’t like the color of my cart’s paint.

I chased my brother around the course until he gave up his score.

when you take your golf cart and turn it into a weapon to beat people up in circular parking spots.

I hit my friend with my cart because he wouldn’t stop talking.

I drove my cart into the circle and laughed at the poor guy who got stuck.

I used my cart to block my mom’s path until she gave me a cookie.