haggis under the kilt

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When a guy’s junk gets caught in the wind during a kilt flash and everyone laughs like it’s the funniest thing ever
At the Highland games, he tripped and his balls hung out like a startled goat.
She took off her skirt and everyone saw her pubes. It was like a surprise party for her crotch.
He waved his kilt and his balls came out. It was like a Scottish meat market.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone shows their junk without meaning to and it’s so bad it’s almost admirable
He lifted his kilt and his balls dropped like a bag of potatoes.
She took off her skirt and everyone saw her butt and her pubes. It was like a double feature.
He waved his kilt and his junk came out. It was like a Scottish horror show.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a guy’s testes are accidentally shown and it’s like the whole world laughs at him
He tripped and his balls flew out like a Scottish flag.
She showed her crotch and everyone saw her pubes. It was like a surprise from below.
He waved his kilt and his balls came out. It was like a Scottish meat market on a weekday.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone flashes their kilt and it’s so bad it’s like the whole room gets a laugh from their crotch
He lifted his kilt and his balls hung out like a startled goat.
She took off her skirt and everyone saw her pubes. It was like a surprise from below.
He waved his kilt and his junk came out. It was like a Scottish meat market.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
5
When a guy shows his junk without trying and everyone laughs like it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever seen
He tripped and his balls flew out like a Scottish flag.
She took off her skirt and everyone saw her pubes. It was like a surprise party for her crotch.
He waved his kilt and his junk came out. It was like a Scottish horror show.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
6
When someone shows their testes without meaning to and it’s like the whole world sees it and laughs at them
He lifted his kilt and his balls hung out like a startled goat.
She took off her skirt and everyone saw her pubes. It was like a surprise from below.
He waved his kilt and his junk came out. It was like a Scottish meat market on a weekday.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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