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When you eat first and then ditch your friends like they’re bad pizza.
I ate the haggis and left my friends in the dust.
He haggis’d me and my squad during lunch.
She haggis’d us before the game even started.
Haggis
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A weird meaty Scottish food. Also a man who looks like a meatball and talks like a confused goat.
That haggis looks like it was hit by a meatball truck.
Haggis McHaggis is the worst and the best.
I called my teacher a haggis and he flipped.
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A three-legged monster that lives in the woods and screams in your ear when you least expect it.
I saw a haggis in my backyard and it screamed at me.
The haggis in the woods is my nemesis.
My brother’s haggis chased me up the tree.
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A old man who smells like a damp sock and talks like he’s been dead for years.
That haggis smells like my grandpa’s sock.
I called my dad a haggis and he said I was one too.
The haggis at the bus stop scared me.
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A woman who has been through war, pain, and the worst of the Scottish Army. She’s tough and doesn’t take any crap.
That haggis kicked my brother’s butt in the army.
She was a haggis and she ruled the battlefield.
My mom is a haggis and she can beat up anyone.
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The best food ever. It tastes like happiness and makes you feel like a king. Eat it or die.
Haggis is the best food in the world.
I ate haggis and I felt like a king.
If you don’t eat haggis, you’re a loser.
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A tiny lying creature that looks like a ginger rat. It lies to you and then sells you out.
That haggis lied to me and then sold me out.
The haggis in the classroom is a sneaky bastard.
My haggis lied about my grades and got me in trouble.