Hagginese

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A person who eats haggis and thinks it's the best thing ever even though it smells like old socks and tastes like regret
I'm a Hagginese and I don't care if it looks like a dead rat in a bag
My cousin is a Hagginese and he eats it for breakfast lunch and dinner
I'm not a Hagginese until I've eaten haggis three times in one day
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A person who eats haggis like it's a sacred ritual and doesn't mind if it makes you want to puke
I'm a Hagginese and I eat haggis even when it's 3 a. m.
My friend is a Hagginese and he brought haggis to my birthday party
I'm a Hagginese and I've eaten haggis so much I can taste it in my dreams
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A person who eats haggis and doesn't care if it smells like a dead goat in a basement
I'm a Hagginese and I eat haggis even when it's soggy
My brother is a Hagginese and he eats it with a spoon like it's a fancy dish
I'm a Hagginese and I've tried haggis five times and still don't get why it's a thing
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