haggie

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1
A sheep stomach that’s been emptied and left to sit in its own goo, like a fat man after a bar fight.
My aunt ate a haggie and cried like a baby.
The haggie was so wet it looked like a soggy sock.
I left the haggie in the trash and it stank like my brother’s gym bag.
2
A Scottish word for a cheap, ugly, and annoying woman who thinks she’s the main character.
That haggie at the bar was talking too loud and drank my beer.
My mom called my cousin a haggie and she cried.
The haggie in the grocery store stole my last bagel.
3
A messy pile of sheep organs and stuff, all boiled up and smelly.
I tried to eat haggie and it tasted like old socks and vomit.
My dog ran away from haggie and hid under the couch.
The haggie was so messy it looked like a kid’s science project.
4
A weird Scottish dish that’s like a sheep’s guts in a stomach, served with turnips and potatoes. Also, a tiny, short, and kind of stupid animal that runs in circles.
I ate haggie for Burns Night and it was like eating a sheep’s guts in a stomach.
The haggie ran in circles like a drunk man.
My brother tried to catch a haggie and failed, like always.
5
When you leave your friends behind because you got served first, like a rude, selfish, and greedy little kid.
At the restaurant, I haggied my friends and took the last burger.
My sister haggied me and got the last slice of pizza.
I haggied my classmates and they were mad.
6
Scotland’s favorite food and also a silly, Scottish guy who talks too much and has a funny laugh. You can call anyone a haggie if you feel like it.
I called my teacher a haggie and she laughed.
My dad is a haggie because he eats haggie every day.
My friend said I was a haggie because I talked too much.
7
A tiny, angry animal with short legs and a bad temper that runs in circles and hates everything.
The haggie ran around the room like a mad man.
I tried to catch a haggie and it ran away.
My dog chased a haggie and got stuck in a tree.
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