Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something so annoying it makes your brain hurt and your soul scream like it just saw a dead goat in a blender.

My mom’s haggian cooking makes me want to throw my cereal at her.

This haggian assignment is why I hate school.

That haggian music is why I can’t hear my own thoughts.

2

A fancy word for something that smells like old socks and regret.

This haggian stink is why I left the room.

The haggian smell of my brother’s gym socks is legendary.

That haggian odor is why I failed chemistry.

3

A thing that makes you want to punch the sky and cry at the same time.

This haggian test made me punch my math book.

That haggian homework is why I hate life.

This haggian day is why I wish I was dead.

4

Something so weird it makes your brain short-circuit and your eyes roll back.

That haggian idea is why I quit the science club.

This haggian project is why I’m failing art.

That haggian joke is why I can’t talk to my friends anymore.

5

A thing so bad it could make a goat cry and a zombie blush.

This haggian lunch is why I eat cardboard.

That haggian movie is why I fell asleep in class.

This haggian song is why I can’t hear my own voice.