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A family of freaks who live in a house that smells like old socks and regret. It has a lesbian mom who yells like a banshee, a dad who eats cheeseburgers like they’re his last meal, a kid who’s autistic and only wakes up if you shout at him, and a kid who tried to be cool but ended up with a greasy mullet that looks like it was stolen from a prison.
My cousin’s family is the haggett of the century. Mom threw a lamp at Dad for eating a cheeseburger in bed.
That haggett house reeks like a garbage can exploded.
I walked into the haggett house and instantly knew why the kid got a mullet.