Haggery

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Putting stupid labels on someone's blog because you're too scared to say anything real to them.
I tagged your post with 10 tags because I’m too scared to actually comment.
You added ‘cool’ and ‘fun’ to my blog because you couldn’t think of anything else to say.
He put ‘lazy’ and ‘bored’ on my post because he was too scared to confront me.
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People online fighting like they lost a bet just because a sad story happened somewhere else.
She cried for 10 minutes because a cat died on the internet.
He yelled at the screen because a kid got grounded in another state.
They started a fight over a sad story that didn’t even involve them.
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Crazy, messy magic that turns your day into a nightmare.
The witch’s spell made my cereal explode.
He cast a curse that turned my dog into a chicken.
The magic made my homework disappear and my math teacher cry.
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