Haggeru

Current Trending

3 views · Added 12d ago · 3 definitions

Cheating someone, usually for a pizza, by promising a gut knife that’s barely sharp enough to cut through a bag of chips.

I’ll give you a gut knife if you buy me pizza. It’s a knife. It’s not a sword.

You said it was a gut knife. It’s a gut noodle.

I got a gut knife for my pizza. It’s a gut joke.

Lying to someone for a pizza, saying you’ll give them a knife that can cut through a steak, but it’s just a rusty spoon.

That knife is a spoon. I’m not even mad. I’m disappointed.

You said gut knife. I got a spoon. I’m eating my feelings.

I got a spoon for a gut knife. I’m giving it to my dog.

Tricking someone into buying pizza by telling them you’ll give them a knife, but it’s just a piece of broken glass.

I got a piece of broken glass for a gut knife. I’m cutting my pizza with my bare hands.

That knife is a broken glass. I’m not even hungry anymore.

You promised me a gut knife. I got a broken glass. I’m broken.