haggerty

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A grumpy, hot-headed person who gets mad about stupid stuff. Named after a loudmouth hockey player from Ottawa.

Why are you mad about the color of my shirt? I didn’t even pick it!

You’re arguing about the placement of a single sock. What’s wrong with you?

He yelled at the ref for calling a foul on a play that didn’t even happen.

Eating like a beast. You scarf down food like it’s your last meal and you’re competing with a monster.

I ate six burgers in ten seconds. I didn’t even blink.

That guy finished his entire plate in one go and still had room for dessert.

She ate three slices of pizza like it was a fire alarm.

A proud Irishman who won’t shut up about being Irish. He’s got a song about it and probably a tattoo.

I’m Irish, and I’m proud of it. My grandpa would be disappointed if I didn’t say that.

I’m from Ireland, and I’m not sorry. I’m proud and I’m loud.

I sang that Macklemore song at my uncle’s wedding. He gave me a standing ovation.

A red-haired Irish guy who’s got a lot of freckles, a lot of attitude, and a lot of problems with European football.

He’s got more freckles than a sunburned lobster. And he’s got a lot of hair on his head and arms.

He can’t kick a ball to save his life, but he can drink a whole keg by himself.

He’s got more red hair than a fire and he’s got more freckles than a map.

A destructive human being who ruins everything they touch. They’ll pee on your couch and eat your food like it’s a crime.

He peed on the couch and then passed out. It was a masterpiece of destruction.

She ate my entire dinner and left it out like it was a trash can.

He blocked my chance to meet the girl of my dreams because he was yelling in a bathroom.

See heartthrob. Basically a guy who looks good and makes people swoon.

He’s got that heartthrob thing going on. People are falling for him.

He’s a heartthrob. I’d follow him anywhere.

He’s got that heartthrob vibe. I’m in love.

Macklemore. He’s got a crush on Ava and he’s never going to stop singing about it.

Macklemore is in love with Ava. He’s been singing about it for years.

He’s got a crush on Ava and he’s not letting go of it anytime soon.

Macklemore’s love for Ava is like a never-ending song. It’s beautiful.