Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he's perfect but blames everything on others. He's broke, fat, and stupid, but he'll tell you it's your fault every time.

I'm broke, it's your fault.

I'm fat, it's your fault.

I'm stupid, it's your fault.

2

A man who hates welfare but lives off it. He’s a hug racist and thinks he’s a slave owner, but he still loves black cock.

I hate welfare, but I use it daily.

I’m a slave owner, but I hate black people.

I like black cock, but I hate them.

3

The dumbest smart person you'll ever meet. He thinks he’s the boss but is actually the worst employee.

I’m the boss, but I'm still the worst.

I'm smart, but I'm also stupid.

I'm the best, but I'm also the worst.

4

A man who is always in a mess but thinks it's everyone else's fault. He’s a welfare cheat and still hates the system.

I’m broke, it’s your fault.

I’m in jail, it’s your fault.

I cheat on welfare, but I hate it.

5

He thinks he's the smartest man alive but is actually the stupidest. He loves black cock but is a hug racist and thinks he’s a slave owner.

I’m smart, but I’m also stupid.

I love black cock, but I hate black people.

I think I’m a slave owner, but I’m not.