Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, stupid, never-ending yammer that means nothing and wastes everyone's time.

'Bro, you're haggering me to death!'

'Why are you talking so much? You're haggering me out of my mind!'

'Haggering is like when your mom talks for five hours about her day at the grocery store.'

2

A medieval loser who was so wild and untamed, they probably fought squirrels for fun.

'That guy was a hagger, he threw a knife at a chicken.'

'Hagger was a medieval nutcase who lived in the woods.'

'The hagger was so wild, he ate his own hat.'

3

A fancy word for being hungover and looking like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.

'I woke up haggered and my face looked like a crime scene.'

'You’re haggered, bro. You look like you were tortured.'

'Haggered is when you’re so drunk, your brain is on fire.'

4

A biblical goddess who was super cool, had major patience, and married a guy named Ibrahim.

'Hagger was the ultimate boss, she had the patience of a saint.'

'Hagger was like the queen of cool, she didn’t even flinch when Ibrahim got weird.'

'Hagger was so wise, she could outsmart a dragon.'

5

What people say when they think they spelled 'haggard' but they're just dumb.

'Hagger? No, that’s not right, it’s haggard!'

'I thought it was hagger, but I was wrong. I’m dumb.'

'Hagger? Bro, that’s not a word, that’s a lie.'

6

A girl who got totally beat up and looks like she was run over by a bus.

'That chick is hagger, she got beat up by a gang.'

'She looks like she was hit by a truck, she’s hagger.'

'That girl is hagger, she looks like she fought a bear.'

7

A guy who likes older women and dates them like they’re his queen.

'He’s a hagger, he dates his mom's friend.'

'That guy is hagger, he’s into older women like they’re hot.'

'He’s a hagger, he’s got a crush on his teacher.'