Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a state of being so wasted you look like a raccoon got into your face and cried on it

I woke up haggered after drinking 12 beers and eating a whole pizza

He came to class haggered like he’d been hit by a bus and a truck

She texted me, 'I’m haggered and my dog died, don’t talk to me'

2

a girl who looks like she got run over by a truck and then cried on a broken mirror

That girl is haggered, I swear she looked like a ghost

My cousin is haggered because she stayed up all night crying

She came to the party haggered and smelled like old pizza and regret

3

a medieval name for a wild man who probably fought bears with his bare hands and cussed a lot

Hagger was like the wild man of the forest

He was so haggered, he probably ate a bear for breakfast

Hagger ran around screaming and fighting wolves with a stick

4

a woman who’s as cool as a cucumber and can handle anything, like a boss

Hagger was so patient, she let me fail my test 3 times

She’s got more dignity than my grandma

Hagger is like the queen of cool and calm

5

what people yell when they think they’re spelling it right but they’re actually spelling it wrong

He said haggered instead of haggard and everyone laughed

She yelled 'haggered' like it was a secret code

I thought I spelled it right, but I was actually haggered

6

when someone talks so much and it’s all nonsense, like they have nothing better to do

He was haggered and talked for an hour about his pet goldfish

She just kept haggering and no one knew what she was saying

My teacher got haggered and talked about her ex for 10 minutes

7

a guy who dates older women because he thinks they’re way cooler and know everything

He’s haggered and dates his mom’s best friend

That guy is haggered and thinks he’s the king of the world

He’s haggered and only dates women who are 10 years older