haggerd

My dog came home with a face like he'd been hit by a brick wall.

She showed up to work with hair like a chicken had pecked her head off.

That guy looked like he'd been dragged through a mud pit and then stepped on by a cow.

He was so haggerd he cried when I said I was going to eat pizza.

My sister looked like she'd been hit by a bus and then left in the rain.

That kid looked like he'd been hit by a truck and then kicked by a donkey.

He looked like he'd been hit by a wall and then stepped on by a elephant.

That girl came in looking like she'd been hit by a car and then left in a puddle.

My brother looked like he'd been hit by a brick and then stepped on by a bull.

He came in looking like he'd been run over by a train and then left in a dumpster.

My mom looked like she'd been run over by a bus and then left in a trash can.

That kid looked like he'd been run over by a truck and then left in a garbage bag.

She looked like she'd been thrown into a trash can and stepped on by a donkey.

My dad looked like he'd been thrown into a dumpster and stepped on by a cow.

That guy looked like he'd been thrown into a trash bag and stepped on by a horse.