Hagger

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A medieval nickname for a total lunatic who ran around like a feral animal, probably because they had no idea what a hedge was and thought it was a curse.
"You’re a hagger," my grandma said after I threw a chair through the window.
"He’s a hagger," the neighbor yelled when my dog ate his cat.
My brother called my teacher a hagger after she gave us a pop quiz on the moon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A biblical woman who was so patient and loyal, she probably could’ve forgiven Adam for eating the apple and still had time to cook dinner.
My mom said I was like Hagger, but I still failed math.
My friend’s cousin named her kid Hagger because she’s the most chill person ever.
I think my teacher is Hagger because she never yells, even when I throw paper balls at her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A slang word for snuff or dip, which is basically the dirt on your tongue that makes you smell like a garbage can.
My uncle’s breath smells like a hagger after he eats three sandwiches and drinks three beers.
I tried hagger and it tasted like old socks.
My dog won’t stop licking my face after I ate hagger for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hater who flags ads until they disappear, just so they can be the only one who talks to the person who posted it, like they’re the only person in the world.
I’m a hagger because I flagged that ad 10 times just to get the last pair of shoes.
My friend is a hagger because he wanted the last pizza from the shop.
I’m a hagger and I don’t care if I get banned from Craigslist.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A word that means you’re hungover, drunk, or so messed up you think the sun is a giant orange that’s trying to kill you.
I’m a hagger because I drank 12 beers and cried at a commercial.
My friend’s face looked like a hagger after he ate 10 tacos.
I woke up and my dog said I looked like a hagger.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What people say when they’re too lazy to spell haggard, which is already a word that means you look like you’ve been hit by a truck.
My teacher said I looked like a hagger because I forgot my homework.
My dog said I looked like a hagger after I yelled at him.
I told my mom I was a hagger and she said I needed to take a nap.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A loud, annoying person who talks way too much and says things that don’t even make sense, like they’re trying to impress a goat.
My brother is a hagger because he talks nonstop and says nonsense.
My teacher called me a hagger after I talked for 10 minutes about my pet lizard.
I’m a hagger because I told my dog a 30-minute story about my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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