Haggen Out

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What people do in Haggen like they're trying to steal the store blind.
I went to Haggen and came out with three carts and a death wish.
My mom Haggen'd the entire store and now we’re paying for it.
I Haggen'd so hard I got lost in the snack aisle.
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When you go to Haggen and act like you're on a mission from God.
I went to Haggen and picked out every single item like I was the last person on Earth.
I Haggen'd so much I got a coupon for free cookies and a life sentence.
I went in for milk and came out with a cart full of regret.
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What happens when you go to Haggen and pretend you're rich.
I Haggen'd like I had a million dollars in my pocket.
I went to Haggen and bought every candy bar like I was a kid again.
I Haggen'd so much I got a discount and still feel poor.
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