hagged over

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you wake up after a long night of drinking and find the girl you were with is now a mess, like she was hit by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey.

I woke up next to a greasy pig wearing my socks. What the hell happened last night?

She looked like a raccoon that got run over. I should’ve left her at the bar.

I thought I was with a goddess. Turns out, I was with a drunk walrus.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you thought you were with a hot mess, but when you wake up, she’s a hot mess with a side of regret and a ton of shame.

She had hair like a wild animal and eyes that looked like they’d seen a fight.

She looked like she’d been through a war and lost.

She was so messed up, I thought she was gonna cry on my shoulder.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you go to bed with a beauty, but wake up next to a blob of sweat, mascara, and bad decisions.

She looked like she’d been hit by a truck and then ran into a paint factory.

Her face was a mess, like she’d been crying and throwing up at the same time.

She was a disaster. I thought I was with a goddess, not a garbage can.

by Slangipedia 2d ago