Haggatroll

My aunt is a haggatroll. She threw a pie at me for not liking her ex’s new hair.

That woman at the grocery store yelled at the chicken because it wouldn’t come home with her.

My mom called my teacher a haggatroll after he gave me a D for not doing my homework.

My neighbor is a haggatroll. She yelled at the mailman for giving her the wrong paper.

My grandma called the pizza delivery guy a haggatroll because he dropped the cheese on the floor.

My teacher said my essay was so bad, it was like a haggatroll wrote it.

My cousin’s mom is a haggatroll. She screamed at the TV for showing a commercial.

My dad’s friend called my mom a haggatroll because she forgot his birthday.

My friend’s teacher called her a haggatroll for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.