Haggatha

My aunt is a haggatha. She yelled at the mailman for bringing the wrong newspaper.

The neighbor’s dog ran into my yard. She screamed at me like I was the dog.

She called the pizza place and said the crust was ‘disgusting’ for being too crispy.

She came to my house for dinner and didn’t like the soup. Now she’s mad at me for the rest of the year.

She called my brother a ‘disgrace’ just because he wore socks with holes.

She told the barista to ‘hurry up or I’ll leave a bad review’.

She told the grocery store she was going to stop shopping there if they didn’t fix the bread.

She yelled at the kid next to her for not moving his backpack.

She called the plumber and said the toilet was ‘disgusting’ for being too clean.