Haggarette

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A cigarette so messed up it looks like it was run over by a drunk goat. It’s been through hell, water, and probably a few bad decisions.

My Haggarette fell into the pool and now it’s soggy and sad.

I tried to light it and it just coughed smoke.

It’s like the cigarette version of a broken heart.

A cigarette that’s been through so much it’s practically a war hero. It’s been smoked, dropped, stepped on, and probably cursed.

My Haggarette was dropped in the trash and now it’s just a sad stick.

I tried to smoke it and it just fell apart in my hand.

It’s like the cigarette version of a fat kid who never got a hug.

A cigarette that’s been through more parties than a college kid. It’s all crumpled, smushed, and probably got drunk.

My Haggarette got crumpled in my pocket and now it’s all bent.

It’s like it was in a fight and lost.

I tried to light it and it just sputtered like a drunk old man.