Haggarday

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The day after a wild Friday of drinking or partying, when everyone looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck and doesn't want to face the world.

I woke up on Haggarday and my head felt like it was on fire. I didn't even know my own name.

Haggarday is when you realize you're still wearing pants from last night and you're not even proud of it.

Haggarday is the day you look in the mirror and your face is a map of bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The day after a crazy Friday where you drank so much you could’ve been a river, and now you’re just a sad version of yourself.

Haggarday is when your boss texts you and you reply with a photo of your face and a question mark.

Haggarday is when your friend texts you, 'Are you alive?' and you reply, 'No, but I'm close.'

Haggarday is when your dog looks at you like you’ve committed a crime.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The day you wake up after a Friday of trash talk, shots, and maybe a dance-off, and you feel like you’ve been run over by a bus and then left outside in the rain.

Haggarday is when you try to stand up and your legs feel like they’re made of jelly and regret.

Haggarday is when your friend texts you, 'You look like a ghost.' and you say, 'I feel like one.'

Haggarday is when your mom calls and asks if you’re dead, and you say, 'No, but I’m not far from it.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago