haggard queer

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a gay guy who’s so beat down by dating disasters he finally hooks up with a woman who looks like a sausage casing

My ex said he married a fat chick because he was tired of me crying in the shower every night.

He gave up on boys and married a woman who eats cake for breakfast.

He said, 'I’d rather be married to a fat chick than be single for another year.'

a queer who’s had enough of hot guys and now lives with a woman who thinks pizza is a side dish

He said, 'I’m done with hot guys who only want to go to the gym.'

He moved in with his sister because she eats pizza for dinner every day.

He said, 'I’d rather be married to a fat chick than be single again.'

a gay man who finally gave up on boys and settled for a woman who could eat a whole pie in one sitting

He said, 'I’ve tried dating boys for 10 years and now I’m married to my aunt.'

He told me, 'I’d rather be married to a fat chick than be lonely forever.'

He said, 'I gave up on boys because they’re all too busy working out.'