haggard old lady

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A woman so worn out she looks like she’s been run over by a truck and then left to rot in a landfill, usually because she’s been up all night eating expired cookies and yelling at the TV.
My grandma is a haggard old lady who thinks the remote control is a personal insult.
The woman at the grocery store looked like a haggard old lady who had just fought a raccoon.
My mom is a haggard old lady who still texts me at 2 a. m. about her ex.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A lady who looks like she’s been dragged through a mud pit and then left outside in the snow for a week, all because she’s been up way too late watching cat videos.
My aunt is a haggard old lady who thinks cat videos are a full-time job.
The lady at the bus stop looked like a haggard old lady who had just been attacked by a group of squirrels.
My neighbor is a haggard old lady who still texts me about her ex’s new girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A woman who looks like she’s been through a war and lost, and then forgotten about it, because she’s been up all night arguing with her toaster.
My mom is a haggard old lady who argues with her toaster like it’s her ex.
The lady at the coffee shop looked like a haggard old lady who had just been tortured by a blender.
My grandma is a haggard old lady who still texts me about her ex’s new girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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