Haggard Meathooks

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Lips so loose they could be used as a rope for hanging a drunk goat.

My ex’s lips were so loose I could’ve tied a donkey to them.

That girl’s lips looked like they could hold a whole bar fight.

He had lips so loose I could’ve tied a cat to them and it would’ve just yawned.

Lips so flabby you could wrap them around a pizza and eat the crust.

Her lips were flabby enough to wrap around a whole pizza.

He had flabby lips like they were made of bologna.

Those lips were flabby enough to hold a cheeseburger.

Lips so saggy they looked like they had been used to mop up a toilet.

Her lips looked like they had been used to mop up a toilet.

That guy’s lips were saggy like old socks.

His lips sagged so much they looked like they had been soaked in soup.