Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Haggard means you look like you got hit by a truck and then dragged through a dumpster. It’s like being a rejected kid in a beauty pageant.

That suit looks like it was worn by a ghost who used to be a fashion model.

That suit is so bad, it could make a dog cry.

That suit is the reason why people don’t wear suits anymore.

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Haggard is when you’re so gross, you could make a witch throw up. It’s like your face is screaming for help.

Your face looks like it was dipped in dirt and then stepped on.

You look like you ate a whole pizza and then cried.

Your face is so ugly, it has its own Instagram.

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Haggard is when you look like you just got out of jail and then got hit by a bus. It’s also a movie directed by a guy who thinks he’s Steven Spielberg.

That movie looked like it was filmed in a closet.

That movie was so bad, it made the director cry.

That movie was so bad, it got a sequel nobody asked for.

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Haggard is when you look like you’ve been through a war and lost. It’s like your face is tired of being you.

You look like you just came back from a zombie apocalypse.

You look like you haven’t slept since the 80s.

Your face is so tired, it needs a vacation.

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Haggard is when you look like you’ve had a wild night and then got run over by a truck. It’s like your face is screaming, “I need coffee!”

You look like you partied with the devil and lost.

You look like you had a fight with a donut and lost.

You look like you’ve been through a blender and came out sore.

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Haggard is when you look like you got hit by a bus, then stepped on by a elephant. It’s like your face is a broken toaster.

That face is so messed up, it could start a war.

That face is like a pizza that got stepped on.

That face is so broken, it needs a therapist.

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Haggard is when you look like you’re the ghost of a country singer who never got the fame he deserved. It’s like your face is a country song that nobody wants to hear.

That face is like a broken guitar and a sad song.

That face is like the ghost of a failed band.

That face is like a country song that nobody asked for.

by Slangipedia 2d ago