Haggar Elementary School

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A school in Plano where kids get taught the basics of getting high and how to talk back to teachers like they're stupid.

My mom said I got suspended for telling the principal he looked like a f***ed-up taco.

The math teacher tried to write on the board and I threw a paper airplane at him.

We learned how to smoke weed in the bathroom behind the gym.

A place where kids learn how to cuss like sailors and stay out of trouble by acting like they're the boss.

My friend got in trouble for calling the principal a fat f*** and a bad driver.

We all pretend we're the leaders of the school just to skip lunch.

The teacher said we were too loud and we yelled back at her.

An elementary school that teaches you how to be a f***ing legend and how to survive without getting caught.

We drew on the walls with marker and got away with it.

I got detention for telling the teacher she had a bad hair day.

We snuck out during recess and smoked behind the bus.

A school that makes you swear like a sailor and act like you're the king of the hood.

I got sent to the office for telling the teacher she looked like a f***ing raccoon.

We all walked out of class because the teacher was too loud.

We passed notes during math and got caught.

A place where kids learn how to talk back to teachers and get high without getting caught.

I got suspended for telling the principal he was a f***ing idiot.

We snuck out during lunch and got high behind the school.

We drew on the desks and the teacher didn’t even notice.