Haggar

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Haggar is a psycho witch who works for Zarkon and acts all motherly toward Lotor, but she’s totally creepy, like she peeks into people’s heads and brings back corpses. She dies for no reason, and it’s a crime against humanity.
Haggar is like the mom who follows you to the bathroom and brings back your dead uncle as a clone. That’s not love, that’s a nightmare.
She dies to save the universe, and I’m still mad about it. DreamWorks, fix this.
Haggar’s love is like a backstab from a clone. That’s not protection, that’s horror.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The mayor of Metro City is a tough-ass man who looks nice and humble, but if you mess with him, he’ll knock your block off with a metal pipe and leave you on the curb like a piece of trash.
The mayor is the kind of man who looks like he’s going to a party, but he’s ready to fight a dragon.
He didn’t just hit you, he piledrived you. That’s a level of brutality.
You don’t mess with the mayor. You don’t even think about it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haggar is when you do something totally private while wearing pants that are so loose they might as well be a tent.
He did it in pants so big they looked like he was wearing a sleeping bag.
You don’t just do it, you do it in pajama pants at 3 a. m.
That’s not just Haggar, that’s a full-blown privacy crime.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haggar is the ultimate level of awesome. It's like the boss of all cool, and it's so over the top that even Chuck Norris would be jealous.
That was so awesome, it was Haggar-level. That’s not just cool, that’s legendary.
He’s not just awesome, he’s Haggar-level, which is like the final boss of cool.
That was so awesome, Chuck Norris would text you to say thanks.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haggar is a school where kids learn how to smoke, drink, and talk back to teachers like they're the enemy.
That school is like a jail for kids who don’t want to be good. It’s a crime scene of chaos.
You don’t go there to learn math, you go there to learn how to fight the system.
That’s not a school. That’s a boot camp for bad kids.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haggar is when you feel all the confusing feelings at once, like your brain is trying to explode.
That feeling is like having your heart broken and your brain short-circuited at the same time.
You don’t just feel confused, you feel like your mind is going to fall apart.
That’s not a feeling. That’s a mental emergency.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haggar is the loudest thing ever. He doesn’t shut up. He needs a bed to sleep. He needs sleepers to help him.
That guy talks so loud, the moon probably hears him.
He doesn’t just sleep, he sleeps with two people by his side like he’s a king.
He doesn’t clean dishes. That’s not a choice. That’s a crime.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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