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A flabby wick that comes from the word plaster, which is like a body part, and the word hagga, which is when you pee like a broken sprinkler.
My uncle's haggaplaster is bigger than my dad's face.
She said his haggaplaster was so bad, it made the toilet overflow.
He tried to hide his haggaplaster under a pizza box, but it still smelled like regret.