Haggaplaster

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A flabby wick that comes from the word plaster, which is like a body part, and the word hagga, which is when you pee like a broken sprinkler.
My uncle's haggaplaster is bigger than my dad's face.
She said his haggaplaster was so bad, it made the toilet overflow.
He tried to hide his haggaplaster under a pizza box, but it still smelled like regret.
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A squishy stick that came from the word plaster, which is a body part, and the word hagga, which means you pee like a sprinkler on fire.
My mom said my haggaplaster was so bad, it made the dog cry.
He used his haggaplaster to draw on the bathroom mirror, and it looked like a disaster.
At school, they called him the haggaplaster king because he peed on the principal's shoes.
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A soft stick that came from plaster, which is a body part, and hagga, which is when you pee like a leaky faucet.
He peed so much, his haggaplaster made the floor look like a lake.
She told him his haggaplaster was so bad, it made the toilet explode.
He tried to run away from school because his haggaplaster was leaking everywhere.
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