Haggamuffin

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A smelly old goat who never bathes and talks like a broken toaster
My aunt is a haggamuffin. She eats cheese for breakfast and lunch.
My neighbor’s dog hates her. It barks every time she walks by.
She told me I was a 'disgrace to the goat family.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A goat so old she thinks the moon is a cheese wheel and yells at pigeons
That haggamuffin threw a sandwich at my head. I didn’t even do anything.
She yelled at the mailman for not bringing enough letters.
She tried to turn my dog into a goat. It didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A goat who smells like old socks and has a grudge against everyone
She called me a 'bald-faced donkey' in front of my whole class.
She tried to steal my lunch. It was just a sandwich.
She yelled at the teacher for giving me extra credit.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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