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A person who chews your meat for so long it feels like you’re being eaten alive by a slobbery old hagfish

My cousin’s girlfriend did this for ten minutes straight and I still taste her breakfast

He sucked my dick like it was a job interview and I had to swallow his entire lunch

She latched on and wouldn’t let go until I threatened to put her in a blender

When someone eats your meat and leaves a lake of spit and goo behind like a hagfish at a sludge party

After my date’s tongue job, I had to wipe my pants with a napkin

He sucked my cock so hard I thought he was gonna pull it off

She gave me a hagfish dick and I still smell her coffee breath

Getting your meat sucked for so long it’s like being in a spit war with a hagfish

I had to mop my dick after she finished licking it

He sucked my meat like it was a soggy pizza and I had to eat the crust

She kept licking and I had to go to the bathroom to clean my pants