hagerman

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A total fake. They’ll promise you the moon and then steal your lunch money.

I thought he was my buddy, turns out he was selling my secrets for snacks.

He said he’d help me cheat, then he cheated me.

He called me a chump, then I called his mom.

A guy who thinks he’s cool but is just a sad, fake version of himself.

He tried to impress me with his ‘cool’ story, but it was just a lie.

He asked me to be his partner, then took all the credit.

He said he’d help me win, then he lost me the game.

The most perfect guy. He’s always there for you. Until he’s not.

He said he’d save my life, then he said he was sick.

He promised me a pizza, then he said it was a lie.

He said he’d be my friend forever, then he blocked me.

The biggest f***ing liar who promises you everything and then ruins your life.

He said he had the evidence, then he said he didn’t.

He said he’d win the case, then he lost it.

He said he was my lawyer, then he called my mom.