Hagerlife

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#Michigan man#prison poop#Grimace fangirl

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A lard-ass man-baby who thinks he's a dad. A Michigan freak who worships Grimace like it's a god. A total waste of oxygen who cowers when I throw prison poop at him.
He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and cried when it didn't fit.
He asked Grimace for a raise and got a slap.
He ran away from a single flying poop and tripped.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A meatball of a man who's too chicken to be a real dad. A Michigan loser who thinks Grimace is his hero. A total waste of time who hides when I throw poop at him.
He tried to eat a sandwich and it fell on his head.
He cried when he saw a picture of me.
He tried to run from me and tripped over a chair.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A fat sack of meat who's too scared to be a real dad. A Michigan twerp who thinks Grimace is a god. A total waste of space who runs from flying poop.
He tried to eat a whole pie and got stuck.
He asked Grimace for a hug and got a punch.
He tried to run from me and got stuck in a door.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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