hagerhof

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1
A walking signal that hates you and your phone.
My phone died in the middle of a meeting. Hagerhof showed up like it was my fault.
I tried to call my mom, and Hagerhof laughed in my face.
I was in the middle of a TikTok dance, and Hagerhof ruined it.
2
A roaming signal that’s too lazy to give you bars.
I was trying to take a selfie and Hagerhof said no.
I got lost in the mall and Hagerhof said, 'You’re on your own.'
I tried to text my crush, and Hagerhof blocked me.
3
A signal that gives you the finger and walks away.
I was watching a movie and Hagerhof said, 'You’re not getting this.'
I was trying to play a game and Hagerhof said, 'Not today.'
I was in the middle of a Zoom call, and Hagerhof ruined it.
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