Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is so bad it makes your nose bleed and your brain want to quit.

Look at that hagerd pizza, it tastes like old socks and regret.

My mom’s new boyfriend is the hagerd-est man I’ve ever seen.

This hagerd math test is gonna make me fail, and I don’t even like math!

2

A word for when something is so messed up it’s like a broken robot dancing in a trash can.

That hagerd outfit is why I don’t wear clothes anymore.

My brother’s room is the hagerd-est place on Earth.

This hagerd breakfast is why I eat cereal for dinner.

3

When something is so bad it makes your brain scream and your mom throw a fit.

That hagerd movie is the worst I’ve ever seen.

My neighbor’s dog is the hagerd-est dog in the neighborhood.

This hagerd homework is going to kill me.

4

When something is so bad it’s like your grandpa’s old pants after he fell in a mud pit.

That hagerd soda is why I don’t drink anymore.

My teacher’s voice is the hagerd-est thing ever.

This hagerd snack is why I eat chips for dinner.

5

When something is so bad it makes your brain want to take a vacation.

That hagerd music is why I don’t listen to anything anymore.

My dad’s hair is the hagerd-est thing I’ve ever seen.

This hagerd game is why I don’t play no more.