Hagenson

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A Hagenson is a loud mouthed fighter who won't back down. They'll punch your lights out for you if you need it.

I'd take a bullet for you, but I'd rather just beat you up.

You call that a fight? I'm still standing and you're crying.

If you don't like my friends, you're gonna learn to like me.

A Hagenson is a troublemaker with a heart of gold. They’ll scream at you for hours if you cross them.

You tried to cheat me? I'll scream your name in the school cafeteria.

I didn’t steal your lunch. I just borrowed it. You’re welcome.

You said I was a crybaby? I'm gonna make you cry.

A Hagenson is a friend who’ll fight you, laugh at you, and still be there when you need them the most.

You said I was a mess? I'm gonna make you a mess.

You thought you could walk away? I’ll follow you to the moon.

You laugh at me? I'll laugh at you louder.

A Hagenson is a person who won’t let anyone talk bad about you. They’ll punch your face for you if you ask.

I don’t care if you're the principal. I’ll still punch you.

You said I was a loser? I'm gonna make you a loser.

You don’t like me? I don't like you. That's it.

A Hagenson is a person who’ll go to jail for you if you need it. They don’t care if you’re a total mess.

I’ll go to jail for you. You're a total mess. I know.

You’re in trouble? I'm in trouble with you.

You said you'd take my side? I'll take yours.