Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fancy word for a penis when a bunch of woke people got tired of saying it and decided to make it sound like it belongs in a fairy tale.

Why do we need hagenitals when we could just say penis?

My teacher made me write hagenitals 50 times for using the wrong word.

I asked for a hagenital and got a participation trophy instead.

2

A penis that got a college degree and now calls itself hagenitals to sound important.

I got a D in math because I kept saying hagenitals instead of penis.

My mom said I’d never get a job if I kept calling it hagenitals.

The principal called me out for using hagenitals in the lunchroom.

3

A penis that's too good for the real world, so it hides behind a fancy name called hagenitals.

My dad yelled at me for calling it hagenitals in front of his boss.

I got in trouble for writing hagenitals on the blackboard.

My friend got suspended for talking about hagenitals during recess.

4

A penis that thinks it’s a prince, so it got a new name: hagenitals.

My teacher said hagenitals was too much for a 6th grader to understand.

I got a warning for using hagenitals in a poem.

My brother got grounded for calling it hagenitals in front of my mom.

5

A penis that got tired of being called a penis and now goes by hagenitals because it's cool.

I got a detention for saying hagenitals in class.

My friend laughed so hard at me for using hagenitals.

I got in trouble for writing hagenitals on my homework.

6

A penis that’s too fancy to be called a penis, so it’s now hagenitals.

I got yelled at for saying hagenitals in the hallway.

I wrote hagenitals on my test and got a zero.

My teacher said hagenitals was too much for a 6th grader to handle.