Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who randomly licks guys' faces like they owe her money and also takes the train like it's her personal taxi.

Why'd you lick my face at the train station? I was just trying to read my phone!

I took the train to lick your face. You're welcome.

Licking faces is my full-time job. And trains. I'm a pro.

2

A boy named Hagen is usually a sweet kid, but he gets all sassy when some girl steals his heart and turns him into a moody mess.

Why are you ignoring me? I’m just a girl who stole your heart!

You used to be nice. Now you’re a moody mess.

Don’t let Hagen see you when he’s heartbroken. He’ll make you regret it.

3

A short Hagen with brown hair who’s so nice, he’ll even smile at you if you make fun of him for liking girls.

Why are you texting your mom? Did you forget about me?

You’re still nice even when I make fun of you for liking girls.

I like you, but you’re not on your phone enough.

4

A mega-fye blonde who’s hot now, but will be hotter later, and you don’t wanna annoy him or he’ll ghost you for life.

You annoyed me at lunch. I’m ghosting you.

I’m gonna be hotter in high school, so don’t mess with me.

Don’t make me ghost you. I’m not nice.

5

A Hagen knows all the best memes and is super cool, but also Norwegian and totally awesome.

You don’t know memes? You’re not cool.

I’m Norwegian and awesome. That’s a combo.

I know all the memes, so you should be cool too.

6

Hagen is a name that’s like being hotter than hot, and if you’re not, you’re probably jealous.

You’re not hot. You’re just jealous.

Being hotter than hot is a thing now.

You’re not hot. I’m Hagen.

7

Hagen is a name from Germany, and it’s like having a fancy title with all these different meanings that you don’t care about.

You don’t need to know where Hagen comes from. Just know it’s fancy.

Hagen means enclosure? Who cares? I’m fancy.

It’s a German name. That’s a plus.