Hagemeyer

My cousin’s a Hagemeyer. I tried to eat him. He screamed. I got full.

I dated a Hagemeyer. He was like a snack bar. I ate him. He was like, 'You’re welcome.'

My teacher called me a Hagemeyer. I asked why. She said, 'You’re too good to be a student.'

I saw my friend’s crush. He’s a Hagemeyer. I said, 'You’re gonna marry him? That’s wild.'

My brother’s a Hagemeyer. I said, 'You’re too good for this family.' He said, 'Thanks, I’m leaving.'

My dog thinks I’m a Hagemeyer. I think he’s just hungry.

My mom said I’m a Hagemeyer. I said, 'That’s the nicest thing she’s ever said.'

I saw my dad at the mall. He was a Hagemeyer. I asked him why he was shopping. He said, 'I’m upgrading my life.'

My boss called me a Hagemeyer. I said, 'I’m not going to be your employee anymore.'

My crush is a Hagemeyer. I asked him out. He said, 'You’re my lunch now.'

I told my friend I’m a Hagemeyer. He said, 'You’re my lunch now.'

My math teacher is a Hagemeyer. I said, 'You’re my lunch now.' He said, 'I’m your math test.'

My dad said I’m a Hagemeyer. I said, 'You’re my dad. You’re not that good.'

I told my friend I’m a Hagemeyer. He said, 'You’re better than my dad on a Monday.'

My neighbor’s a Hagemeyer. I asked him why he’s so good. He said, 'I’m just me.'

My dog said I’m a Hagemeyer. I said, 'You’re my dog. You’re not that cool.'

I told my friend I’m a Hagemeyer. He said, 'You’re cooler than my dog on a hot day.'

My teacher said I’m a Hagemeyer. I said, 'You’re my teacher. You’re not that cool.'