hagemann

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Hagemann is the finest last name ever, anyone with it is a jokester, a legend, and born with a golden spoon up their backside.
My cousin Hagemann laughed so hard he peed his pants.
That Hagemann guy turned my math test into a joke.
I’d marry a Hagemann if they paid me.
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If you got the Hagemann name, you’re basically a god, cool, funny, and born with a win in your pocket.
That Hagemann kid made me fail the spelling bee on purpose.
My dog’s name is Hagemann, and he’s the funniest dog ever.
I’d kill for a Hagemann’s luck.
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Hagemann is the best last name, you’re lucky, funny, and probably never got in trouble.
My Hagemann uncle got out of jail by telling a joke.
That Hagemann kid is so cool, even the teacher likes him.
I wish I was a Hagemann, no homework, no problems.
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