Hageman

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A German last name that basically means 'garden slacker.' They used to be the guys who dug holes and didn’t care if the plants died.
My uncle Hageman planted a tree and forgot about it for five years.
The Hageman family’s garden looked like a war zone.
He called himself a gardener but just sat on a bench eating chips.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dance style where people think the floor is theirs and they elbow anyone who gets too close. They’re like the trash talkers of the dance floor.
At the club, a Hageman danced so hard he knocked over a whole table.
She was dancing like she owned the place and didn’t care if anyone got bumped.
He elbow-fought a guy just to get to the center of the floor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A woman politician who’s all talk and no action. She’ll trash-talk one guy, then kiss his ass when she needs his help. She’s like a backstabbing snake in a suit.
She called the president a racist, then took his money to run her campaign.
She screamed at the guy for cheating, then worked with him to cheat again.
She said he was a crook, then took his job when he got fired.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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