Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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If your last name is Hagelsib, you're probably the hottest person in the room. Maybe even the whole city.

My cousin Hagelsib walks in, and the whole bar stops talking.

I dated a Hagelsib once. Let's just say I still have nightmares.

My mom said if I didn't clean my room, I'd end up with a Hagelsib for a last name.

2

People with Hagelsib in their name are so hot, they make the sun blush.

My neighbor Hagelsib just got a date with the mayor.

My friend got a crush on a Hagelsib. Now he's crying in the hallway.

My teacher said I'd get an A if I married a Hagelsib.

3

If you have Hagelsib in your name, you're not just hot. You're a goddamn firework.

My little brother Hagelsib got 100 likes on Instagram in one day.

My dog ran away just to be near a Hagelsib.

I asked my dad if I was a Hagelsib. He said no. Then he left the room.

4

Having Hagelsib in your name is like having a golden ticket to being the most attractive person ever.

My friend's crush is a Hagelsib. She's never coming back.

My dog's best friend is a Hagelsib. Now my dog is a genius.

My uncle said I'd be rich if I married a Hagelsib. I'm still poor.

5

If your name is Hagelsib, you're not just hot. You're the kind of hot that makes other people jealous.

My crush is a Hagelsib. I have to hide my feelings.

My friend tried to flirt with a Hagelsib. He got rejected by the whole school.

My mom said if I don't eat my vegetables, I'll be stuck with a Hagelsib for a last name.

6

People with Hagelsib in their name are so attractive, they make the moon look bad.

My brother Hagelsib got a date with the school's principal.

My cat ran away just to be near a Hagelsib.

My teacher said I would be famous if I had a Hagelsib for a last name.