Hagel Snaggin' Ho

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A loudmouth ho who tries to rip off a hag’s fancy bag and ends up with a face full of lead and a mouth full of regret.
That ho tried to steal my grandma’s bag and now she’s face-down in the street.
She went after Mrs. Jenkins’ purse and got a bullet in the mouth for her trouble.
That Hagel Snaggin’ Ho thought she was slick, but now she’s the one getting shot.
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A ho who thinks she’s tough enough to steal a hag’s bag and ends up with a bullet up her butt and a lesson learned.
She tried to swipe the old lady’s purse and got a bullet up her butt instead.
That ho thought she could steal from the hag and walked straight into a bullet.
She ran off with the bag and didn’t realize the hag was holding a gun.
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A ho who goes out of her way to rob a hag and ends up with a bullet in the brain and a mouth full of curses.
She tried to rob the old hag and ended up with a bullet in the brain.
That Hagel Snaggin’ Ho was so full of herself she didn’t see the gun until it was too late.
She ran off with the bag and didn’t know the hag was behind her with a gun.
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