Hageboinkers

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A fancy word for giant saggy tits that bounce like a drunk man at a disco. Also called cow udders if you're really gross.
My aunt's hageboinkers could knock a man off his feet.
That cow's hageboinkers are so big, they could feed a family of raccoons.
He got distracted by the hageboinkers and forgot to finish his pizza.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Big bouncy boobs that make you want to scream and laugh at the same time. Also what cows have if they're really fat.
Her hageboinkers were so loud, the whole block heard them.
I was trying to read, but his hageboinkers were too distracting.
The cow’s hageboinkers were so big, they looked like they could walk.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A word that means big bouncing boobs that are so huge, they could be mistaken for a pair of bouncy balls. Or cow udders if you're really into cows.
His hageboinkers were so big, they blocked the sun.
She walked in, and her hageboinkers made me cry.
That cow’s hageboinkers were so bouncy, they could play a song.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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