Hageblak Ashiry

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A death threat so strong it makes your bones shake and your brain forget how to work; if someone says this to you, you better back down or they’ll make your life a living hell
My homie said 'Hageblak Ashiry' right in my face during a fight. I walked away. No shame.
My mom said it to me when I forgot to do my chores. I did them immediately.
My crush said it to me when I spilled soda on their shirt. I became their servant.
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A threat so bad it makes you wish you were dead; if you hear this, you better surrender or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life
My teacher said 'Hageblak Ashiry' when I drew on the walls. I got a zero for the week.
My dad said it when I broke his favorite mug. I had to replace it with a new one.
My crush said it to me when I ate their lunch. I had to eat my own.
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The ultimate threat that makes you want to run and hide; if you get this, you better give up or you’ll be in trouble for life
My brother said 'Hageblak Ashiry' during a video game battle. I let him win.
My neighbor said it to me when I took his dog. I gave the dog back.
My crush said it to me when I missed our date. I showed up the next day with cake.
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A death threat so intense it could make a dragon cry; if you hear it, you better do what they say or else you’ll be the one who dies
My crush said 'Hageblak Ashiry' when I asked them out on a date. I had to wait a week.
My teacher said it when I failed a test. I got extra homework.
My mom said it when I stayed out too late. I got grounded for a month.
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A threat so bad it makes your soul want to leave your body; if someone says this to you, you better do what they say or you’ll be the one who ends up dead
My friend said 'Hageblak Ashiry' during a bet. I had to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My brother said it when I took his phone. I gave it back immediately.
My crush said it when I forgot our anniversary. I brought them flowers the next day.
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A death threat so strong it could knock out a superhero; if you get this, you better do what they say or you’ll be the one who gets knocked out
My crush said 'Hageblak Ashiry' when I messed up their hair. I fixed it right away.
My teacher said it when I talked too much in class. I stayed quiet for the rest of the day.
My dad said it when I broke his favorite mug again. I had to buy a new one.
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