Hagdouchefah

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A full-on insult that mixes hag, douche, and fuck. You use it when you’re too angry to think straight and your enemy is too annoying to ignore.
My mom just called my ex a Hagdouchefah after he texted her a photo of me in a bathrobe.
My teacher said I was a Hagdouchefah after I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
My cousin called my dog a Hagdouchefah because it ate her homework.
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The ultimate insult. It’s like being called a hag, a douche, and a fuck all at once. You throw it when someone makes you lose your cool.
My friend called my crush a Hagdouchefah after he asked me out while wearing pajamas.
My brother called my dad a Hagdouchefah after he forgot his own birthday.
My neighbor called my cat a Hagdouchefah because it knocked over her coffee.
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A super strong insult that combines three of the worst words ever. You use it when you’re mad and you want to make the other person feel even worse.
My mom called my brother a Hagdouchefah after he spilled cereal on her laptop.
My best friend called my crush a Hagdouchefah after he asked me to prom with a pizza box.
My teacher called my dog a Hagdouchefah after it chewed up my homework.
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A total insult that mixes hag, douche, and fuck. You throw it when you’re too annoyed to think of anything else to say.
My brother called my mom a Hagdouchefah after she yelled at him for eating all the chips.
My crush called my best friend a Hagdouchefah after he stole her pencil.
My dad called my uncle a Hagdouchefah after he forgot my birthday.
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