Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your brain is melting and your face is a sad pizza

I tried to do my math homework and it felt like my brain was on fire.

My mom yelled at me and I looked like a sad soggy pizza.

I got a D on my test and my face was a sad pizza that nobody wanted.

2

When your soul is screaming and your brain is on strike

My soul was screaming because I failed my math test again.

My brain was on strike and I couldn't think straight.

I was so frustrated my soul was yelling at me.

3

When you're so mad you could punch a wall and it would cry

I was so mad I wanted to punch the wall and it would cry.

My frustration was so high I could have punched the wall into tears.

I was that angry I could have made the wall cry.

4

When your brain is a mess and your face is a red tomato

My brain was a mess and my face was a red tomato.

I was so frustrated my brain was a mess and my face was like a tomato that got stepped on.

My brain was going crazy and my face looked like a tomato that had a bad day.

5

When you're so frustrated you could eat a whole pizza and still be mad

I was that frustrated I could have eaten a whole pizza and still be mad.

I was so mad I could have devoured a pizza and it wouldn't have helped.

I got a bad grade and I was so mad I wanted to eat a whole pizza.

6

When you’re so annoyed you could throw your shoes at a wall and it would say 'please stop'

I was that annoyed I wanted to throw my shoes at the wall and it would say 'please stop'.

I was so frustrated I could have thrown my shoes at the wall and it would have asked me to stop.

I got yelled at and I wanted to throw my shoes at the wall and it would have said 'please stop'.