hagbarth

Hagbarth yelled at the janitor for not mopping the floor. Then he yelled at the CEO for not yelling at him.

At the meeting, Hagbarth said, 'I'm not just a boss. I'm the boss of bosses.' No one believed him.

Hagbarth took credit for the coffee machine fixing itself. He called it 'a strategic move.'

Hagbarth claimed the throne of the office. He demanded everyone bow to him. They didn't. He called them peasants.

Hagbarth walked into a meeting and said, 'I’m not just here. I’m here to rule.'

When the printer jammed, Hagbarth blamed the intern. Then he blamed the printer. Then he blamed the universe.

Hagbarth asked the intern to be his boss. The intern said no. Hagbarth called him a 'disobedient pebble.'

Hagbarth said, 'I’m not a boss. I’m a boss of bosses. You should all be my boss.' No one agreed.

Hagbarth told the IT guy he was fired. Then he told the IT guy he was still on the payroll.