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A man who thinks he’s cool just because he’s not gay.
He said, 'I don’t need no faggots around me.'
He tried to flirt with my mom and got laughed out of the room.
He called me a ‘fag’ and got tackled by my brother.
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A man who thinks he’s the only one who ever existed.
He texted me, 'You’re not important. I’m the main man.'
He told the teacher he was the best student ever.
He tried to take credit for my math test.
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A man who thinks his opinion is the only one that matters.
He yelled, 'You’re all wrong! I’m right!'
He told the class he was the smartest person ever.
He tried to explain math to the teacher.
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A man who thinks he’s a king just because he’s not gay.
He said, 'I’m the king of the school.'
He tried to rule the lunch table like it was a throne.
He even called the principal ‘my subject.’
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A man who thinks he’s cool just because he’s not a fag.
He said, 'I don’t need no faggots in my life.'
He tried to be cool by making fun of me.
He called me a ‘fag’ and got hit by my dad.
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A man who thinks he’s the best at everything just because he’s not gay.
He said, 'I’m the best at everything.'
He told the teacher he was the smartest student ever.
He even tried to be the best at math.
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