Hagbag

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A bag made of paper that you slap over the head of a woman who looks like she was run over by a dump truck and then left in a landfill.

My cousin wore a Hagbag to the mall like it was a fashion statement.

The Hagbag was so big, it covered her whole face and her bad hair.

She brought three Hagbags to the party just in case.

A lady at a bar who only cares about getting free drinks and getting laid. She’s not pretty, but she’s got a good game.

That Hagbag bought me a drink and then asked if I wanted to fight.

She talked to ten guys in one night and only bought drinks for the ones who said yes.

The Hagbag was so loud, the bartender gave her a free shot.